Wednesday, November 30, 2011

"Zombies don't need gear. You do."

Completely stumped about what to get your favorite zombie enthusiast this holiday season? Maybe he or she already has Max Brooks' The Zombie Survival Guide and has been stock piling food, water and... machetes... just in case the zombie apocalypse happens tomorrow, or Friday, or sometime in the near future.

Fear not confused friend, the Zombie Defense Force has the answer for you. There are tons of useful and fun gifts to help your friend survive the zombie apocalypse. Why just kill zombies when you can kill zombies and look good doing it in this Recruit Gear Zip Hoodie! Your zombie enthusiast will be the talk of the survival camp!

And they'll  never be caught off guard with these Recruit Gear Men's Light Pajamas. Who knows when the zombie apocalypse will strike, and just because you sleep like the dead doesn't mean you want to end up that way... permanently.

Even if your friend isn't attacked by zombie intruders in the middle of the night, unless they also stockpiled water with that food (which we can only hope that they did) they're going to have to go looking for it. Just going outside to the well that's only a few feet away, or to the stream behind your encampment can be a fatal mistake during the zombie apocalypse. Be prepared with this ZDF Trek Water Bottle!

If your friend ends up being the last man or woman alive in this new and frightening post-apocalyptic, zombie-infested world, they can keep their thoughts (and their sanity) in this nifty field journal. I mean, let's face it, I don't see a whole lot of blogging going on... do you?

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